Seeds in my bra and chocolate “there” gynaecologist told about the funny incidents in your practice

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

Gynecologists and obstetricians often face in their practice with the funny situations. Some of them they had shared so we can have a good laugh. Reports Clutch.

Curiosity No. 1 “a Lost condom”

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

“I came once to me two lovers, a boy and a girl. Ask them what the actual complaint. As they crumple, look at each other, blushing. It turns out that they during sex… the condom “lost” in the vagina of the girl. Say, searched-searched, but never found.

I took a girl on a chair, examined. Of course, no condom inside was not. Probably need to look for wasn’t there.”

Curiosity No. 2 “Forgetfulness”

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

“She sends me pregnant for the taking of the stroke. Told her to lie down on the chair, and she turned away to get ready. Turn: the girl is lying on the couch with an air of readiness. But that’s only dress she took off, and the panties – no.

I laughed, telling her: “You forgot to remove”. As she got embarrassed! Said that have forgotten that it is panties.”

Curiosity No. 3 “Chocolate passion”

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

“He came in excited couple. It turned out that they decided to diversify their petting. Would-be lover in a fit of passion shoved the girl “to” a chocolate bar, and he testarg.

The trouble was that not only they, but also I couldn’t get the desired object from the girl. Had to remove under anesthesia”.

Curiosity No. 4 “Surprise bra”

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

“The woman on the examination, history says that young mother. Came because of the discomfort in the vagina after sex with my husband. Everything was pretty mundane until I started to examine her Breasts.

She removes her bra, and then the husk of the seeds fell. I have my eyes on the forehead. And she says her child go chop”.

Oddity No. 5 “did Not believe that giving birth”

Семечки в лифчике и шоколадка "там": гинекологи рассказали о самых смешных курьезах в своей практике

“Almost 6 am. To the hospital came a passenger car, which fell out a family with a pregnant woman in the head. Pregnant, blooming, smiling. Met them at the entrance on duty.

— I give birth!

— So You can’t see!

But I’m having contractions!

— Then why you smiling?

— So I give birth! Let.

— I know how many pregnant women see?! You would have though the eyes of clay!

It turned out that she had broken water, and she’s happy. That’s how it is!”

We will remind, there was new hope in the treatment of common gynecological diseases.

Earlier Znayu reported 8 reasons to refuse sex during pregnancy.

Also Znayu wrote, what is at stake for lovers daily sex.

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