Jokes on November 29, will add warmth to your cold days

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. No matter who you are: a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes will amuse all. Through this collection, you will feel like you already came the Christmas holidays and there is no need to rush.

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Scientists crossed a cat with a lizard. It is impossible to permanently castrate.

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Girls Mature faster than boys, boys chest begins to emerge only by the age of 40.

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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– To glue heifers is very simple. They’re like a hundred years ago was conducted at the same appointment, and are conducted.

– Understanding and care?

– Yes, on this garbage.

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The gingerbread man cannot choose himself a bride – so many fools round, dazzled.

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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Some people on instagram can see that they half the Earth has traveled. Other on instagram absolutely only one thing is clear: they have a face.

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The last time you heard the news about Australia? There is going on something?

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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Hard now fathers. You need to constantly monitor the fact that the son downloads from the Internet, and the daughter puts in there.

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The phrase “lost my head with passion,” especially dislike the male mantid.

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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Blood transfusion has been used for a long time… When will start to pour subcutaneous fat? I could have saved from starvation small African village.

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– Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything were afraid to say sober.

– Excuse me, but you really an investigator?

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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The creators of an Intercontinental ballistic missile, able to bend around obstacles in the affected area, started for the car which will be able to go around the potholes.

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I have a friend – conductor…

It’s terrible!

We have all night to the bed rocking. Just stop – she gets up and toilet on the key locks…

Анекдоты на 29 ноября добавят тепла вашим холодным денькам

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The son of poker player can’t understand, loves his father or not.

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