Jokes on November 28, will make the holidays even closer

Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. No matter who you are: a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes will amuse all. Through this collection, you will feel like you already came the Christmas holidays and there is no need to rush.

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Catherine fully feel that there is something in it the Tsar: Peter was her first, Nicholas the second, Alexander the third.

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Why drink alcohol? Well, at least because no adventure stories don’t begin with the words: “somehow the guys and I ate a salad…”

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Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

What is prosperity may be in a country where about problems tell humorists, and politicians only cause laughter?

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I found a very nice apartment: living room, dining room, bedroom, office And so convenient – all in one room.

Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

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Despite his outward masculinity, mustache girls cry too…

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Observation: when child officials studying in London for pay, he still learns on a budget.

Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

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My 17 year old son does not drink!

– Whence such confidence?

– I his friends complained.

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– Girl, and can you coffee… or tea…or a cocktail?

– We haven’t met yet, and you’re already his indecision annoying!

Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

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A man comes to the personnel Department of the company.

Unfortunately, we don’t come. We need young, ambitious, able to creatively grow!

– Still, make a note of my phone. When you find that you are all creatively grow, and no one to work – call.

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– You’re too young to have a serious relationship.

– But, dad, when they met, Romeo and Juliet, they were 16 and 13 years old.

Their affair lasted three days, killing five people.

Анекдоты на 28 ноября сделают новогодние праздники еще ближе

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– And I was kicked out of the house.

– For what?!

Due to poor attendance.

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