Jokes on December 1 will make you laugh even in the dead of winter

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. No matter who you are: a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes will amuse all. Through this collection, you will feel like you already came the Christmas holidays and there is no need to rush.

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– Let’s talk on the erotic theme.

– Come on.

– You now what?

– In the room… I slowly remove the room for 10 000 a month…

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Sinking yacht Abramovich the first to leave sable.

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

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Investors will always come to your rescue if you have one.

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Farm girls don’t wear thongs because they make poor rags.

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

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And my father in law do the whole town knows, and everybody knows it. He is the chief of a sobering-up station worked.

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Even in the monastery, not everyone can keep a vow of silence – someone should nail down the nails.

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

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All equal before the law: the homeless, who had spent the winter in the heating duct, the spring brought a receipt for heating.

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A decent salary is when you need to get the following, and you have not spent previous.

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

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Count up, knee’s been hurting for more than a year, the joint more precisely… And now in the garage accidentally hammer him took Realized that everything was OK with his knee before.

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Why Ukraine is so unlucky? Why are people who know exactly how to quickly and easily solve all of our problems, chose to become cab drivers?!

Анекдоты на 1 декабря заставят вас смеяться даже в лютый мороз

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The husband puts the home bar all alcoholic beverages and neatly puts everything in a duffel bag. His wife asks:

– Kolya, Fig us so much? We’re only two days at the cottage we go!

– It’s not us, Lucy, for two days at the cottage we go… This is our son at home for two days remain!

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– Honey, I want to try something new in bed!

– Just take the duvet cover!

Why?

– Want to try new things! Now I will teach how to change it!

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