Jokes on 6 Dec replace fun meeting with friends

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. No matter who you are: a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes will amuse all. Through this collection, you will feel like you already came the Christmas holidays and there is no need to rush.

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The patient began to suspect something when the doctor began to try on his shoes.

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– Honey, could you talk to your father? For a year after our wedding, he lives with us… Maybe he’s for another week I will go to a sanatorium or somewhere to the sea?

Sorry, honey, but I was sure that this is your father…

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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To take best dog from a shelter, the Ministry of interior. You will understand it after the first she found walking bag of marijuana.

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How fast children grow up, more recently, watched cartoons with them, and now they have grown, we have to watch cartoons one!

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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Paid for the “communal” and dropped a few positions in the Forbes list…

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– What is it?

The program of lunar exploration.

– So… Drywall, sand concrete, flooring, tiles, appliances, furniture… Normal. Where do I sign?

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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Do not get angry if your toddler woke you up screaming at 3am! Soon you will be glad that he is home at the time!

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The motto of all women: “We are born that money to make dust!”

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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– Guys! Explain what brain drain?
In your case, Masha, is a cold.

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Chief, in a rage: – what are you sleeping on the job, I know, but wearing pajamas is too much!

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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At the zoo:

– PA, why is that gorilla so viciously gave me?
– Wait son, it was just the cashier.

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The way to a man’s heart is: for beautiful women through the stomach for the ugly – through the liver.

Анекдоты на 6 декабря заменят веселую встречу с друзьями

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In the bus:

Woman, get your elbows off my shoulders!
Is not the elbows, it is breast.
– Then leave.

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