Jokes on 5 December will give you a magical Christmas atmosphere

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. No matter who you are: a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes will amuse all. Through this collection, you will feel like you already came the Christmas holidays and there is no need to rush.

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– Honey, marry me.

– And you will be faithful?

Yes.

And loving?

Yes.

– A porpoise in a divorce?

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Telling a child a bedtime story, daddy got carried away and told how he went to the sauna…

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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Impossible to put into words. There are things that can only be expressed by Mat.

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Financial ABCs.

Skilled financial Manager can always compensate for the increase of salaries delays in her payments!

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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Moth Oksana said that she was molested by the aliens. With her words was drawn sketch of the truck on which they arrived.

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Regularly drink advertised pills to improve memory you suggest, but I can’t remember the name.

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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Petrovich so loved his wife that every March 8 was completely sober the whole day.

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There are two friends.

– Can you imagine! Yesterday saw my wife on the arm of some guy!

– Yes? And why they have not come?

– Well, I’ll take it! I’m on a business trip!

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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Step left, right step is considered an escape attempt.

Step forward, one step back is considered a dynamic development of the economy.

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How many around us anger and negativity?!

Why can’t you be kinder and friendlier to each other, you filthy creature?

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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If life put you a pig, try to consider this as an invitation for a barbeque.

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According to women, a gentleman is a man who in the divorce allows himself to Rob.

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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– You told her yet about your feelings?

– No, she’s got a boyfriend.

– And you wait again, she and the children will be.

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When do the lessons, I sit as a politician, know nothing, but happy!

Анекдоты на 5 декабря подарят вам волшебную новогоднюю атмосферу

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