Jokes on 27 Nov mentally transport you to a warm resort

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

Jokes – that’s what sometimes is lacking in a gloomy autumn day. Not to be sad in this sleepy, cold period – better laugh at him. The result is guaranteed. Want to check? Read a selection of hilarious jokes from Znayu.

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Never tell me “Go where your heart tells you,” because I immediately fell on the sofa.

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The older you become the wife of an archaeologist, the more he likes her.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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Affects not the arrogance, and the opportunities it opens.

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Life unfortunate Kartavykh people rolling in toltally.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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If you run in the morning – the day goes well, because there is nothing worse than running awake for 3 kilometers, you will not happen.

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In vain they showed us the tape! We now have a it holds all that needs to be nailed, screwed, and suspended…

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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All women are the same, if you have the eyesight minus 8.

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If you throw the bride’s bouquet, made from cactus, it will be clear who really desperately wants to get married.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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In a low-income family at the time of scandals MNU disposable tableware.

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Few people know, but collectors, when drunk, calling his former debtors and begging them to take out another loan.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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A newborn elephant weighs about 100 pounds. And you, young man, 18 years went hard to this mark.

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If you saw in the morning a crowded minibus to the man with a smile on the face, do not try to repeat the trick done by a professional stuntman.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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I remember in my childhood I laughed so hard when the Wolf in “Nu pogodi!” himself photographed.

It was so weird!

But who would have thought.

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– Darling, come on you’ll be my Romeo and I your Juliet?

– You want me to take the poison?!

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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Drowning economy felt bottom, jumped-jumped on it and lay down, because you still didn’t know how to swim.

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Pistachios – the only dish that should be eaten with a pair of pliers.

Анекдоты на 27 ноября мысленно перенесут вас на теплый курорт

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